MY FRIEND HAS ONE OF THESE AND I SWEAR IT IS THE BEST THING EVER
MY PHYSICS TEACHER HAS THIS AND WE JUST PLAY WITH IT ALL DAY
13 years and they’re still married
#if you wanted an ‘after all this time? always’ moment#this would be it (themaraudersaredead)
•go to the bathroom to escape
•feel very uncomfortable without a phone or some other crutch
•dwell on a small awkward moment for much longer than necessary
•never go to any social event without a person that makes you feel comfortable
•follow said person way too much
•worry about the person beginning to find you obnoxious
•faking an illness to get out of a social event
•Dont buy something necessary because the cashier is intimidating.
i made a graph of my personality
my best friend and I
If you start from the bottom up it’s a story of two friends. Then murder, then revenge.
I like it backwards
so.. you americans want to know what its like in canada…..
Americans still won’t know because this is in Celsius
I’m reading your palm and it says it belongs on my butt
if you give kids zero restrictions they’ll become the nicest fucking kids ever who never do drugs or get into trouble i know because my parents let me do nothing but eat chicken nuggets all day and read hentai until 4am and i am a straight A student
Seriously though this seems to be the case with a ton of people I know, if you don’t restrict them all the time they actually do better and are mentally healthier
WHY DON’T PARENTS UNDERSTAND THIS?!?
when ur being dramatic for humorous effect and someone’s like ‘wow calm down’
Can we all just take a moment to appreciate the fact that this site isn’t filled with advertisements
I mean you have enough space for annoying adverts at your right and left but still there’s none and you guys should appreciate that
"I’m going on an adventure!"
"No you aren’t, come eat your fruit."
Pandas are unreal, so fluffy
Tumblr radar suggested I follow someone with the same icon as me and I got pissed that they stole it so I went to rage, and then they had the same theme AND I MADE THAT TOO AND I WAS BEYOND PISSED they copied everything so I looked at their URL
and it was me.
It was my blog.